Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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