He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Congratulations! We have a period
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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