the condom got lost in my hair
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize