I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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