You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
