Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Dicks are not precious.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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