All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
her vagine was all disorganized.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
