We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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