He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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