i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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