Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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