She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Barsexuality is the new black.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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