You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just want to make out with him forever
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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