He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I had to cum in my sink.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
