I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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