member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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