dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My boob is missing a layer of skin
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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