I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
If that was your dad, he is hot
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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