So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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