Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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