Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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