I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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