Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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