elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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