his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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