Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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