So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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