susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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