I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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