He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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