I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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