Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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