She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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