Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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