she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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