i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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