If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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