I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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