We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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