worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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