4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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