You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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