She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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