good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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