My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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