O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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