seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Less talking, more tequila
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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