i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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