I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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