Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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