Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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