I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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